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Possessed Mazda MPV Stationwagon Murders Teenage Boy

Well, that’s the way these idiot so-called journalists make it seem (via AoSHQ):

A man had to make the terrible choice of rescuing his wife or teenage son when their car plunged into a river at the weekend.

Stacey Horton saved his wife, Vanessa, and their 13-year-old son Silva drowned in the Whanganui River.

Mid-Central police communications manager Kim Perks said today it was a very tough call for Mr Horton. “I would certainly not have wanted to be in his shoes.”

Mrs Horton, 35, was driving Silva, his best friend, Robert Palmer, 14, and the family dog when her Mazda MPV stationwagon went off Somme Parade in Wanganui and plunged down a steep 10-metre bank into the water on Saturday.

Mr Horton said he arrived at the crash scene, less than two minutes after the accident happened to hear his wife screaming in the darkness and to see Robert and the dog scrambling up the bank.

He tried to dive down to their vehicle, which was nose down, more than a metre beneath the surface, he told The Dominion Post.

So, if I am reading this correctly, these people were just driving along and then, all of a sudden, the car, all by itself, just decided to plunge into a river. Mrs. Horton was just driving along and then the car took it upon itself to go off the road and plunge this group off a bank and into the water.

Oh, and apparently the car dove in head first, as it was found ‘nose down’. Cars now have faces and noses. Who knew!

And, ya know, let this be a lesson to you. SUVs are always being called evil and accused of driving people off the road and rolling over on their own, but here we find out that Stationwagons are possessed and evil as well, just plunging their poor passengers into the river and drowning them.

Remember that next time you go car-shopping. Stationwagons are murderers.


December 2, 2009 , 10:21PM - Posted by | Life, Media Bias

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